Now I'm pissed! What's a good conservative to do if he can't masturbate in peace?I think I'll support these guys... "We've entered a time of wars and rumors of wars. Threats of terrorism and mass destruction have filled the world with fear and brought us perilously close to worldwide conflict. From Love Comes Peace: The Power of Self-Love There's no greater antidote for war than love. Feelings of hatred and distrust form the necessary basis of armed confrontation. Replace those negative feelings with love and you're halfway towards resolution of any conflict. However, any real love must start from within. You can't love others without loving yourself first. And, of course, masturbation is the greatest expression of self-love. So it's natural that we, the citizens of the world, are joining together to masturbate for peace. As we begin with this act of self-love, we encourage others to do the same, to take pleasure in life and to share masturbation's positive energy with a world in need." I'm calling on all you conservative people out there!We gotta stop Bush from taking our right to masturbate away!Let's start masturbating,people!!!