Top 10 Reasons to Masturbate for Peace10. It's too hot to go outside and demonstrate9. If I go blind they can't draft me8. The walls need painting white anyway7. This is my weapon...this is my gun...this one's for shootin....oh, never mind. 6. If you want it done right you have to do it yourself5. All the lube will give me a baby-soft dork4. It may be the only "peace" I'll be getting for a while3. If I use my left hand, it feels like someone else has joined my cause2. What else am I going to do with the 80 GB of porn on my PC?1. Because I can't give myself a peace blowjob